Holy crap, ya'all. I am NEVER going to get pregnant. NEVER NEVER.
I just woke up from a dream in which I was preparing to enter some sort of "kill or be killed" arena, along with these people I used to go to church with, and MisterDarcy and NomiMaybe were a couple, and MisterDarcy was all, "But I want to go in with you to test this new gadget I invented," and I was all, "Daniel, in the arena- it's kill or be killed."
The Be Good Tanyas- The Littlest Birds: This is for you, Evabean Marieville!
Hilariously bad article about period sex- the google cache- may be NSFW
Warning: if you are not interested in talking in a matter of fact way about lady stuff, this is not for you.
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That said, as a lady who bleeds once a month, I've never lost as much blood as he's describing in this article.
Webcomic Friday: Plan B
I just found this one and I heart it. It's about a lady supervillain, not contraceptives, PS. The art is pretty snazzy.
This is for Eva, who loves to pop bubblewrap. YOU HORRIBLE PERSON.
Using OKCupid to find new friends (and not the sexual kind): stupid? Or great!
I have this crazy idea. I was thinking about birthdays, and all, and, well- would anyone be up for a trade, of sorts? You agree to keep track of someone's birthday in your planner/calendar/dog's dish/whatever, and send them a birthday card or take them out for a drink if they are local, and they agree to do the same. Kind of like the mix exchange, but with birthdays! What do you say?
With the hateful political climate we're living in, this song, simplistic as it is, seems particularly relevant to me.
Open your eyes time to wake up
Enough is enough is enough is enough
We're taught that after the war the Nazis vanished without a trace
But batallions of fascists still dream of a master race
The history books they tell of their defeat in forty-five
But they all come out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died
They say the prisoner of Spandau was a symbol of defeat
Whilst Hess remained imprisoned and the fascists they were beat
So the promise of an aryan world would never materialise
So why did they all come out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died
The world is riddled with maggots--the maggots are getting fat
They're making a tasty meal of all the bosses and bureacrats
They're taking over the board rooms and they're fat and full of pride
And they all came out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died
So if you meet with these historians I'll tell you what to say
Tell them that the Nazis never really went away
They're out there burning houses down and peddling racist lies
And we'll never rest again until every Nazi dies
