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Consumatrix posted (925 days ago)

I find out tomorrow whether or not I'll be once again gainfully employed. I'm somewhat edgy with anticipation.

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Consumatrix posted (926 days ago)

There is a smell wafting upstairs from the kitchen that is making me want to eat and fuck.

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Consumatrix posted (927 days ago)

Haysup.

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Consumatrix posted (970 days ago)

List the reasons you hate this weekend. I'll start: I bought cheap dog food which gave my dogs diarrhea, and they spurted butt juice all over the carpet, and I'm out of carpet cleaner, and I'm out of paper towels, and I don't even have gas in my truck to go get any. Stupid weekend! Now you.

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Consumatrix posted (976 days ago)

I think I'm too stupid to use Hulu. They don't have any more than 5 episodes from any of my favorite shows.

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Consumatrix posted (978 days ago)

I needs a torrent site in which to download television shows because I have no life and I can't remember any torrent sites from when I actually came on the internet and used it. Help?

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Consumatrix posted (1007 days ago)

LOL. I'm talking to a guy on Craigslist that wants to pay $50 for my underwear. LOLOLOLOL.

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Consumatrix posted (1008 days ago)

I'm thinking of posting an ad on craigslist to sell my worn panties. Or, to be a financial dominatrix. Like: "I will dominate you financially! Paypal $200 and an essay to morta33@gmail.com to be considered!" Think it'll work?

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Consumatrix posted (1021 days ago)

Okay so I'm getting my hair done tomorrow and I don't know what I should have done. Suggestions? Please? I want to get it colored but I have no idea what color much less how I should get it cut. I only know that I want to keep the length which is almost to my waist.

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Consumatrix posted (1021 days ago)

HEY STEREOTEST WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE PRIVATE MESSAGE?

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Consumatrix posted (1022 days ago)

So I'm going to be working as a hair model for some TV show on Saturday. Here's to hoping they don't fuck me up.

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Consumatrix posted (1027 days ago)

So has anyone dealt with repossession/bankruptcy?

I'm thinking now that bankruptcy is going to be my best bet right now. In the meantime I have until Monday to come up with the $560 something that I owe on the back payments on my truck. Their letters advise me that if I don't they will take "further action" which I can't imagine repossession is too much beyond being a few months late on payments.
Has anyone dealt with this before?
I have an appointment on Monday at 1 for a "free consultation" with a bankruptcy lawyer who I guess will answer a lot of questions with "when you put our firm on retainer we will figure that out". I'm just curious what I'm in for, if anyone has experience?

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Consumatrix posted (1034 days ago)

I got in my first car accident tonight on my way home from visiting my mother in law in the hospital. And then when I got home, my dog went crazy and went through a sliding glass door.

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Consumatrix posted (1035 days ago)

We couldn't afford to eat last week, but we managed to pull off Christmas. What are you guys doing for the holidays? HUH?