CAPTAIN HAMMER:
About CAPTAIN HAMMER:
HEY KIDS. I'M CAPTAIN HAMMER. I'M A HERO...
BUT IF YOU HAVE EYEBALLS YOU KNOW THAT ALREADY...
THE EMBODIMENT OF GOOD, THE DEFINITION OF CIVIC VIRTUE,
HERE TO PUT THE GEEKY WEIRDO PERVERTS IN THEIR PLACE.
CAPTAIN HAMMER's "Real" Website: http://myspace.com/darkhorsepresents?issuenum=12&storynum=2
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BE LIKE ME!
CAPTAIN HAMMER posted (1377 days ago)
POST HERE AND OVER THE WEEKEND I WILL JUDGE YOU ON HOW AWESOME YOU ARE!!!
CAPTAIN HAMMER posted (1377 days ago)
PROFESSIONAL COURTESY: ANOTHER HAMMER WORTHY OF YOUR LOVE AND DEVOTION
