9.81meters per s*s:
About 9.81meters per s*s:
9.81meters per s*s's "Real" Website: http://www.geekswhodrink.com
Sex: Male
Location: Seattle, WA
Pistachios ain't that great, I thought I'd mention 'em distinctive from how awesome I am
Female driver shaving genitals causes accident in Florida
Ah, Florida!
Ugly Americans ... sold!
This cartoon looks like it may have potential of being funny. For some reason it also reminds me of the Night Watch of Ankh-Morpork in regards to all the strange species coming together to work and live.
The best moment on network television, ever ...
So I started joining dating websites again ...
If there wasn't already enough evidence, here is why I am a terrible person:
I left the gym last night and went to Wholefoods to get a salad. (shit, is that evidence of me being terrible already? There's more, really) I had taken a pretty intense aerobic workout class, so I was still a bit winded. Anyway, I walk in and I see this little boy, maybe 7 or 8 years old in a wheelchair. As I get closer to him (he's between me and the salad bar, that little FUCK) I notice his tshirt. I'm about 6 feet away when I realize it says "I DO MY OWN STUNTS" A fucking crippled kid in a wheelchair wearing a shirt that says I do my own stunts. I can't help myself and just start laughing uncontrollable, which, due to the windedness of my respiratory system turns into uncontrollable coughing.
I know I'm terrible, but what parent puts their crippled kid in that shirt?
